eyeballfarts:

awww

wauwing:

so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

pickles-and-icecream:

My new kitten, Dorian.
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what-i-likeee:

Got it
pleatedjeans:

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